A French Cigarette

A French Cigarette

A French Cigarette

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A French Cigarette

2022

0h 26m

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Comedy

Overview

Two New York poets talk about art, poetry, and smoke in this French New Wave inspired short.

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Gio Orlando

Gio

Gio Orlando

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Luke Azzopardi

Luke

Luke Azzopardi

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