Can't Smeg Won't Smeg

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Can't Smeg Won't Smeg

1998

0h 27m

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Comedy

Science Fiction

Overview

20th century television chef Ainsley Harriott beams himself aboard the space vessel Starbug in order to test the crew's culinary skills.

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Cast & Crew

6 members

Acting

Ainsley Harriott

Self

Acting

Chris Barrie

Rimmer

Acting

Craig Charles

Lister

Acting

Danny John-Jules

Cat/Duane Dibbley

Acting

Robert Llewellyn

Kryten

Acting

Chloë Annett

Kochanski

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