The Vocational Masseur

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The Vocational Masseur

1981

1h 25m

4.9(8 votes)

Comedy

Overview

A soccer player is injured and decides to recuperate at a secluded villa accompanied by a sexy masseuse.

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Production Companies

José Frade Producciones Cinematográficas

Cast & Crew

13 members

Acting

Raúl Sender

Tomás

Acting

Adriana Vega

Eva

Acting

Francisco Cecilio

Enrique Arroitagoitxenea

Acting

Juanito Navarro

Tío Aniceto

Acting

Quique Camoiras

Dr. Carrión

Acting

María Salerno

Elisa

Acting

Sara Mora

Pepa

Acting

Gabriela Mosch

Lola

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Acting

Miguel Rellán

Unknown Role

Acting

Adrián Ortega

Notario

Acting

Mónica Cano

Enfermera

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Acting

Lidia Lester

Clotilde

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Acting

Marisa Porcel

Emilia

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