George Carlin: You Are All Diseased

George Carlin: You Are All Diseased

George Carlin: You Are All Diseased

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George Carlin: You Are All Diseased

1999

1h 5m

7.8(96 votes)

Comedy

TV Movie

Overview

Legendary comic Carlin comes back to the Beacon theater to angrily rant about airport security, germs, cigars, angels, children and parents, men, names, religion, god, advertising, Bill Jeff and minorities.

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