If You Only Knew

If You Only Knew

If You Only Knew

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If You Only Knew

2000

1h 47m

6.2(10 votes)

Comedy

Romance

Overview

A romantic comedy about a young man who fakes homosexuality to draw the interest of a woman. Instead she tries to help him find a date.

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Cast & Crew

14 members

Acting

Johnathon Schaech

Parker Concorde

Johnathon Schaech

Acting

Alison Eastwood

Samantha

Alison Eastwood

Acting

James Le Gros

Jack

James Le Gros

Acting

Gabrielle Anwar

Kate

Gabrielle Anwar

Acting

Paul Sampson

Matt

Paul Sampson

Acting

Annie Corley

Joanne

Annie Corley

Acting

Rainbeau Mars

Kim

Rainbeau Mars

Acting

Miguel A. Núñez Jr.

Troy

Miguel A. Núñez Jr.

Acting

Frank Vincent

Gino

Frank Vincent

Acting

Lainie Kazan

Bess

Lainie Kazan

Acting

Jo Yang

Grocery Clerk

Jo Yang

Acting

Dayna Danika

Bag Lady

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David Markey

Tom

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Tiffany Fraser

Holly

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