TV pilot created by Simpsons writer John Swartzwelder set in the Old West.
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Pistol Pete
Deputy Langley
Mayor
Crowdperson #2
Townperson #2
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Blacksmith
Pawnee Bob
Kid #2
Luke McCandles
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Town Drunk
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Newspaper Man
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Failed TV pilot.
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